i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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