so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
