Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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