I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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