Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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