The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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