well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize