the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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