May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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