i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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