everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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