tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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