farters have to be the big spoon...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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