My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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