You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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