Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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