went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
this will be a night to untag.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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