I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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