it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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