I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
