hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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