you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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