We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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