Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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