Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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