I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I can't put those talents on a resume
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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