Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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