my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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