yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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