i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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