Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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