but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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