just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I understand Curling. That high.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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