gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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