Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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