when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
