You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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