I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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