well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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