dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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