after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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