Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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