so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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