that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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