check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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