Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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