does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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