so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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