Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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