I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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