chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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