Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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