The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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