im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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