I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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