When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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