did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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