Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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