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(617): View more from Massachusetts

That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don`t remember Saturday, actually

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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(443): View more from Maryland

Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career

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(315): View more from New York

New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..

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(917): View more from New York City

Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.

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