Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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