Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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