There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
