how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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