Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
